Sunday, November 30, 2008

noticed this week (ending 30/11/2008)

Roundup of links from my Twitter feed:
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Friday, July 11, 2008

Get us out of here; the room that time forgot

This week, I went on a short holiday trip to Beechwood in North East Victoria, mountain, wine and gourmet food country. Wanting to save my moolah for the finer things (food), I attempted to find some decent budget accommodation.

Unfortunately the two (budget and decent) did not unite at the chosen establishment, quite an old building converted from its original purpose, a convent and school. I won't name it but will leave it to you to google it based on the clues provided.

Let me provide a ridiculously long list of the disappointments:
  • What was described as a 'Miner's Cottage' was a brick-lined room. A room is not a cottage.
  • What was described as 'cosy' was small, dark, cold and slightly damp and musty
  • The carpet was old and very unplush, stained with ember burns from the open fireplace
  • The fire was all set to go and wood provided but the flue was not set correctly; all the heat went up the chimney and provided no warmth
  • Warmth of the fire was substituted by a small, dusty blow heater
  • Things in general seemed dusty, as though no-one had been in there for some time, or at least as though no-one really cared enough
  • Bed was comfortable and sheets crisp but the old, slightly stained cover made you feel icky
  • The cushions on the chairs were manky; zip broken, insides poking out
  • A strange 'service door' with a simple latch was in one corner of the room; it seemed to be made of plywood, caused a terrific draft and had a round hole which when looked through provided a view of a messy room - some kind of laundry. This was weird and a little bit creepy; we plugged up the hole with a tissue and put the cushions around the bottom to try and stop the draft
  • Continental breakfast was okay; cereal packets, fresh milk, bottled orange juice & jam but the bread was ordinary sliced white and brown - not particularly interesting. A nice slice of something grainy and bakery made would have been all that was needed
  • The glasses in the fridge were dirty from not being polished
  • Tea & coffee very ordinary; stock standard brands and something that looked suspiciously like International Roast in a jar. All you need is a couple of packets of Robert Timms and some nice Twinings to add a touch of 'spesh'
  • These, the kettle, toaster and crockery were piled on a table jammed next to the bed; quite awkward and a bit dangerous to have a table with a sharp corner right next to your pillow
  • The rug in the bathroom was bright orange and designed in the shape and pattern of a giant basketball, very odd
  • The towels provided were obviously well aged and going a bit tatty and bleached
  • Two tiles on the bathroom floor were cracked and missing pieces
  • Toilet was dripping constantly
  • Both soap dispensers were empty
  • The shower head was positioned over a small 'hip bath' but not over the centre so all the water splashed over the edge and onto the floor - shower curtain was inadequate
  • Noises from the laundry room next door kept us awake; the noise went on well after 10pm
  • The room was situated next to some sort of generator that droned on all night long, in a pattern that ramped up, ending with a sort of bang before starting all over again
  • The fridge was quite noisy as it cycled throughout the night
  • The information booklet was very drab and contained pages of the same information; no local booklets or pamphlets or anything from the last 5 years from the look of it

The upshot is, it really wouldn't have taken much to make this place welcoming and warm, and make us want to stay more than one night. Unfortunately, we couldn't get out of there quick enough.

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Audio Recording Tips

I've recently been working on some audio recording and editing for training modules; it's a learning curve to get it right so I wanted to keep a record of some points that are important to the process. This post is more of a reminder to myself more than anything else. Some of these actions I already had well in hand and some are as a result of the 'experience'.

Before You Start:
  • Write a script. I simply do this in Word using a table, with a new row for each recording. My final output in most cases will be using PowerPoint and then converting via Articulate so each row also represents a slide. Keep the sections reasonable in length so that mistakes can easily be re-recorded and the file size kept manageable.

  • If the voice over 'artist' is not yourself and they are not recording directly into Articulate, it's a good idea to have the following details for each slide;

    - Slide #
    - Slide Title
    - Description of visuals on the slide (this helps the person recording to match the audio with the visuals - particularly if the visual content is not finalised or they are in another location)
    - tick box they can use to help them keep track of where they are up to
    - audio track name or number (If they don't have time to do this, you can make a note on the document as you edit each track)

  • Use paragraphs to separate the content in longer slides; make the formatting simple and easy to read (I use Arial). It's also important to be clear what is to be read, for instance, don't use numbered bullet points unless you want the person to read the numbers out loud. Be careful how your format numbers and statistics; think about how the text will be interpreted.

  • The script can then be used for the 'Notes' view if using Articulate or similar applications

  • Provide some basic instructions about recording;

    - quiet place to record
    - how to use the script
    - type of microphone
    - how to avoid pops, hisses and background noise (pop shield?)

Equipment:

  • You don't have to spend a lot of money to get the job done but a decent microphone is a must. Forget headsets and go for a desktop as this gives a more even balance and better control over breath sounds and pops and clicks.

  • You'll also want to avoid plugging your mic directly into the mic input at the front of your computer in most cases as this picks up internal noise from the machine. Best to look for a USB option for easy use. Many of these are Plug & Play, no installation software required (of course, you'll need software to record and edit your audio). Often, they'll be labelled as ideal for podcasting.

  • If your budget is minimal, a Logitech desktop noise cancelling mic will do the job. If you can afford to splash out a little, there are plenty of mics specifically designed for podcasting which will do the trick. From my research (and because it is so cool) I choose a Blue Snowball USB microphone. The best price I found was through B&H Photographic supplies. I had ordered a portable green screen from them before so already had an account, and their service is just excellent; delivery from US to Australia under a week and that included a weekend. Price? $99US (It now also has a sibling - The Snowflake - which has been designed for portability and is around $60 US)

  • The Boagworld lads and The Rissington Podcast Chappies both recommend the Samson C01U mic. The Blue website has some great comparative 3rd party reviews on the main USB mics in the market and these can help you decide which is best for your purposes.

  • If popping noises are a problem or lots of people will be using the same microphone, you might want to invest in a pop shield or pop filter. This simply sits in front of the mic and 'shields' it. For the budget conscious, try some stocking stretched over a piece of coat hanger wire, otherwise you're looking at around $25 US.

  • A quiet room may be all you need however I came across a brilliant portable solution developed by well known US voiceover artist Harlan Hogan. It's so simple, it's genius! Take one collapsible fabric storage cube and a sheet of acoustic foam cut into tiles that slip inside the cube, place your mic inside the cube and voila! a portable recording booth. Harlan can supply these ready made, but really, it's too easy. I'm quite sure other foam would do but acoustic foam is designed to absorb sound so is the recommended option.

    Update: I created one of these in under 20mins. The portable cube came from Kmart ($7) and the acoustic foam from Clark Rubber ($35 for an offcut with plenty left over, almost enough for a second cube). After a few minutes testing, I was impressed; all the background noise is blocked out and the voice audio is beautifully clear and crisp. You'll have much less editing to do with such a set up. You can see some photos of my portabooth on Flickr.

  • Software? If your wallet is overflowing there are heaps of specialised programs to help you record and edit, or add special effects, fades etc. Adobe offers both Audition (high end professional use formerly Cool Edit Pro) or Soundbooth but many people do just fine with free software such as the well-known and loved Audacity. Myself, I prefer the free version of WavePad over Audacity. I just find it 'nicer' to use, and easier to really get into the waveform of each track and do some fine tuning. I'm currently investigating Soundbooth though and will let you know what I think.

  • Another freebie to add to your toolbox is The Levelator; this strange piece of software apparently does amazing things, particularly if you have more than one speaker. Simply drop your audio file onto the program icon and it does its thing.

How to Speak:

  • This is where the script is vital. You can practice beforehand but also if you need to record again to 'fix' a section, it's easy to cut and splice separate tracks if the content is identical; ad lib would make it much harder.

  • If you stumble - stop and then repeat that small piece and keep going; it's easy enough to cut out such mistakes. Or, by keeping the slide content of a reasonable length, it can be re-recorded if it's a real mess up.

  • Try to avoid taking great gasping breaths; these can be edited out but just be aware of their impact. The same with pops and clicks etc. Pops are evident on 'p' words or sudden pushes of air from your mouth. The trick is to try and keep things as even as possible. Also be aware of extended 'f' and 's' and 'k' sounds. You can use your editing program to shorten these to reduce the impact but it's better if they aren't there in the first place.

  • Leave a few seconds silence at the start of each track - or insert this using your software. This gives a slight 'rest' before the slide loads and the audio starts but is also useful if you output to say, podcast format - each track then doesn't run into each other but sounds more natural.

  • When you are speaking, use a lower tone than normal, speak slower and have a smile on your face. The smile brightens the tone, makes you sound crisper and more friendly. Imagine you're talking to a friend across the table. Listen to yourself and take note of words that you might tend to 'twang', lisp or rush. Practice these until you are happy with the output.

  • Don't read in a monotone manner but on the other don't make it sound like Children's Story Hour; you want to sound interested and appropriate for the topic

WavePad Settings:

  • The tracks I recently edited were quite 'hissy' with lots of background. I got them practically perfect with the following filters in Wave Pad, in this order:

    - Normalise > Normal
    - Noise Reduction > Multi-Band Noise Gating (the better quality option introduces strange background distortion which this option does not)
    - Equalizer > High Pass (default settings)

My Snowball mic has arrived in the mail today so I'm sure I will have lots of other tips to add soon!

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Saturday, May 03, 2008

A Quiet Sunday Morning

So I'm out on the verandah, hanging out the washing and enjoying the peace and quiet when this car drives down the street, not one I've seen before.

It starts up next door's driveway, which is 1 block over because it's a large double block. It seems to be going up slowly when I hear the tyres start to spin on the wet concrete. It gets worse and I hear the engine start to whine, as we say 'revving the guts out of it', with smoke pouring into the air.

I see the car just make it to the top of the driveway, which is quite steep, but then horribly start to slide sideways. It quickly builds up speed and screeches out of view backwards. I then hear a sort of loud bang and then nothing, as smoke wafts away up into the air.

I see someone with white hair slowly moving at the bottom of the driveway, but it's hard to make out who because of the trees and I can 't see the car anymore... I suddenly realise it's the elderly mother of the lady next door, Elizabeth. I don't know the mother's name but I call out 'hello, hello' to try to get her attention, which isn't working. So I yell out, stupidly 'Elizabeth's mum!' - she looks up and I wave at her and tell her we're coming over.

I yell out to S and tell him what's happened and we all run down the drive and along the road. I realise I have a pair of furry cat ears on my head and am running down the road wearing purple slippers with red, yellow and pink bobbles on the front. These are all quickly removed...

The car has gone down the drive backwards and then swung hard round anti-clockwise and is almost facing the other way, towards the road but jammed backwards into the shrubbery. Elizabeth's mum is shaking and has a bad cut on her hand but she's okay. She said she only bought the car recently, which is why I didn't recognise it, and thought it lost power when going up the drive.

I said I thought it was some crazy hoon causing a nuisance, but it was very creative parking. Said could she do it again 'cos he missed all the action.

MarleyBob came over to see what assistance he could offer, including giving the car a good sniff over and checking the shrubbery for small animals, before rolling around on the drive.

They later got the car out of its predicament fairly easily, with not a scratch on it.

We all went home for a nice cup of tea and a lie down... too much excitement for one day!
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The Imposter

I had a visit on the weekend from a neighbour across the road.

She said 'Do you have a cat?'

Yes - I have two.

'Is one of them a black cat?'

Yes - they both are

'Does one of them have a red collar?'

Well, it's orange really....

At that point I'm thinking there's bad news at the end of the conversation.

'I don't want to complain but I have to let you know he's been waking me up at 3.30am trying to get at the birds in my aviary'

That can't be right - he's inside every night

'Last night I caught him halfway up the cage...'

It must be some other cat...

'Do you know any other black cats in the area?'

Well, no - there's a black and white cat...

'that's mine...'

And a white cat...

'that's mine too..'

I can assure you he's in every night once it gets dark - we have a cat door and lock it once he's in... besides he sleeps in my daughter's room and she always knows he's in'

'I understand they can get out - I just needed to let you know. I get up at 4.30 but 3.30 is just too much... besides him trying to eat my birds!'

All I can say is, we definately keep him in at night and it would be quite rare for him to be out... but be assured we'll be extra careful - but he is always in anyway...

She left fairly happy.

Later on when I told S 'of all the cheek, coming over here and complaining about MarleyBob - he's always in at night, and anyway I don't complain about her stupid white cat coming over here and making MB growl out of the window at him...'

'Actually, one of the cats did get out last night when I got home from the gig...'

Which cat?!

'I'm not sure but I think it was MarleyBob'

What!

'And I think he got out the night before... and the other night after practice... and you know he's so naughty and won't come back...'

Noooooooooooooo...

So now I have to skulk around the neighbourhood in shame. I have replaced the orange collar with a blue one so MB can be incognito and remain innocent...


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The Compleat Doggy Tale

So I'm driving to work, as usual, and stop at the lights of a main intersection.

A slightly ' alternative lifestyle' looking person walks across the crossing, followed closely by a small, perky Jack Russell-type dog, not on a lead.

They both clear the crossing and start off down the path. I glance away.

I glance back and see the man approaching the dog with a large, flowery plastic bag. Hmm, I think, that's being responsible - he's obviously going to pick up something said dog has 'deposited' but what a large bag for such a purpose. I glance away.

But something catches my eye and I flick back - the man does not pick up a deposit, instead he scoops the dog into the plastic bag, holds the bag by the handles and then nimbly hops on to a bus that just pulled up.

The lights turned green but I sat there for a moment doing the classic double take 'what the... did he... was that.. huh?'

A funny tail indeed.
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

twittering

People seem to be enamoured with facebook and keep sending me messages on my funwall, poking and doing other strange things to me.

I'm not sure why they can't just email me, like they did in the old days. Facebook is annoying - there's just too much 'stuff' and I really don't need to know absolutely every darn thing about every darn body.

I don't mind LinkedIn; that's professional networking and can be useful. I can find people I used to work with and see how their career has moved along.

No, for me, even blogging is a bit much. I'm just too busy.

Instead, I'm twittering my tweets - quick, easy and mostly cheerful!
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